When I were a lad

I dreamt I put a plastic bag over my head and died. In the middle of the Glenshane Road. :(

wut

wtf was this all about hi? i was in a fairly old house in the middle of a forest with a fast river in earshot, and me and bradford cox and some norweigan / finnish girl (one of the two) were getting well high blud
the instrument at first appeared to be a bong, but on closer inspection twas actually a massive massive (at least ten metres high) conical flask with a green potion in it, which I assume was getting us high blud
and then the flask started te fall apart and something
something else and i realised i shouldnt have let the potion sink into the ground

then i ended up in a quiet belfast street driving a green VW polo. i had a conversation with kyle and then started reversing widly, a la the controls on GTA4..i reversed into a wall and i think the dream ended there

Westlife hand delivered their new album to my sister

My sister and I were sitting about in our granda's yard, at the doghouse. All of a sudden the boys from WESTLIFE turned up walking towards us very slowly carry their brand new album AND singing "World of Our Own"! A bit like this but not really:

The lads skidaddled off after handing us the CD. I wanted to rip it onto me iTunes but my sister wouldn't let me.

Heh.

Samantha Mumba was headlining Glasgowbury 09 last night

Now this is a dream I wanna see come true.

A dream about the new Thomas Truax album

Finally received my special edition copy of Songs from the Films of David Lynch in the post. I was all YES! FINALLY! WOO! And then I listened to it.

Waking-up thoughts: DAMMIT! I'll just have to Spotify it for the time being.
Dream rating: D D D D D D D D D D

I don't really understand this one

The ambling countryside, cycling up and down scenic back roads. My good friend falls off his bike and cuts his knee.

"I KNOW!" says I. "I'll call 999!"

I trek to the nearest house and lo and behold, there's a funking house party gan on. My old school pals are there but they are laughing at me. I ring the Emergency number.

"Hello Emergency services speaking"
"Hello my friend is dieing out here OMG!"
"I'm sorry but we do not attend calls unless you tell us your NHS number"
"WTF?
NO WAY!"

So I trek back to my friend and the family have appeared and are already healing him of his injuries. I look at the moon in bemusement. Hmm.

A trip to Belfast

So my mate rang me right, "I'm in Derry, can you drive me to Belfast?" and I was all "Aye no bother" so I drove into Derry and it was raining and dark and shit. He was in a car park near the Guildhall and then I drove for a bit in the rain and the dark and pulled into the fire station. Then I tried to reverse out into the road again but the road was too busy so I couldn't. Then a firemachine tried to pull in and was all "Get the fuck out of the entrance!!" Then my mate said "I don't want to go to Belfast anymore" and I was like "FFS" and "Well give me money I need to go to the shop" and he was like "no lol" and i was like "aye gon ye hoor" but i found money in the car anyway and went to the shop and bought me some M&Ms muthafucka. I downed the pack of M&Ms like i do in real life. Then I was driving him home and he said "Hi im going to your house" and i replied "NO it's messy" and that was that.