Letterkenny

Driving Grandad to Letterkenny Hospital in an old volvo, accompanying us are family + cat.
Upon leaving them all off I cruise around the car park and carry the cat for a bit
I walk up to the reception and the hot russian doll is talking to my mum in German.
I take the hot russian doll aside, make sexytalk to her but then I wake up

Thoughts: Hot russians are hot
Rating: 6/10

ok so it turns out rammstein are playing in dublin (from the brain archives)

ok so it turns out rammstein are playing in dublin so me and my cousin (a christian) decide to head down to see them
however the venue is actually a field in the grounds of an old castle beside my house and the stage is being built while the audience fills up
then i bump into a guy from the year above me (also a christain) and am perplexed at hows he recognises me. it turns out this is because i have had a haircut and a shave :(
As the crowd increases lots of young christians that i know start jumping around where the bouncers are. im unsure as to why there are christians in my dream. god must be telling me stuff
rammstein come on the stage and start playing but they are playing happy music and are smiling and wearing lipstick. i start jumping around but till lindemann tells me off and the guy beside me - a balding middle aged man in a suit - isnt too impressed either
i decide to head home but i havent booked flights so i do so on the internet. the destinations i am given are different periods in german history, eg Holy roman empire, prussia etc. I dont like this and end up in another local field

Thoughts when waking up: Fuck you, Dream. I want to see Rammstein NOW!
Dream rating: 8/10

ZOE FUCKING SALMON!

summary
i went on holiday to somewhere
and then i appeared round the side of my house
and sayid and ben and YOUNG ben were all standing together
and then sayid was all "WTF! THIS IS YOUNG ME!" *spazzes* (confusing)
then it sorta shifted to GTA4
and i went up a multistorey car park to shoot some bad man in an office
shot him
and then it shifted to the road above my house
i was in some gang in a truck
being chased by the police
shootout
i jumped out of the truck
and started shooting at one of the policewomen
i went right up to her to shoot her
but it jammed
and the policewoman was ZOE FUCKING SALMON!
and she said to me "What arr you doin wi your gun like thatt?" (in belfast accent)
and i was all FFFFF UUUUUUU-
started shooting wildly at her and the moustachey cop across the road
ran down the road
but got shot anyway
died
screen went all b/w just like in GTA4

Thoughts when waking up: Fuck Zoe Salmon's hot
Dream rating: 8.5/10