Sunday 24 May 2009

A dream about the new Thomas Truax album

Finally received my special edition copy of Songs from the Films of David Lynch in the post. I was all YES! FINALLY! WOO! And then I listened to it.

Waking-up thoughts: DAMMIT! I'll just have to Spotify it for the time being.
Dream rating: D D D D D D D D D D

Thursday 14 May 2009

I don't really understand this one

The ambling countryside, cycling up and down scenic back roads. My good friend falls off his bike and cuts his knee.

"I KNOW!" says I. "I'll call 999!"

I trek to the nearest house and lo and behold, there's a funking house party gan on. My old school pals are there but they are laughing at me. I ring the Emergency number.

"Hello Emergency services speaking"
"Hello my friend is dieing out here OMG!"
"I'm sorry but we do not attend calls unless you tell us your NHS number"
"WTF?
NO WAY!"

So I trek back to my friend and the family have appeared and are already healing him of his injuries. I look at the moon in bemusement. Hmm.

Monday 11 May 2009

A trip to Belfast

So my mate rang me right, "I'm in Derry, can you drive me to Belfast?" and I was all "Aye no bother" so I drove into Derry and it was raining and dark and shit. He was in a car park near the Guildhall and then I drove for a bit in the rain and the dark and pulled into the fire station. Then I tried to reverse out into the road again but the road was too busy so I couldn't. Then a firemachine tried to pull in and was all "Get the fuck out of the entrance!!" Then my mate said "I don't want to go to Belfast anymore" and I was like "FFS" and "Well give me money I need to go to the shop" and he was like "no lol" and i was like "aye gon ye hoor" but i found money in the car anyway and went to the shop and bought me some M&Ms muthafucka. I downed the pack of M&Ms like i do in real life. Then I was driving him home and he said "Hi im going to your house" and i replied "NO it's messy" and that was that.