Sunday 22 March 2009

ZOE FUCKING SALMON!

summary
i went on holiday to somewhere
and then i appeared round the side of my house
and sayid and ben and YOUNG ben were all standing together
and then sayid was all "WTF! THIS IS YOUNG ME!" *spazzes* (confusing)
then it sorta shifted to GTA4
and i went up a multistorey car park to shoot some bad man in an office
shot him
and then it shifted to the road above my house
i was in some gang in a truck
being chased by the police
shootout
i jumped out of the truck
and started shooting at one of the policewomen
i went right up to her to shoot her
but it jammed
and the policewoman was ZOE FUCKING SALMON!
and she said to me "What arr you doin wi your gun like thatt?" (in belfast accent)
and i was all FFFFF UUUUUUU-
started shooting wildly at her and the moustachey cop across the road
ran down the road
but got shot anyway
died
screen went all b/w just like in GTA4

Thoughts when waking up: Fuck Zoe Salmon's hot
Dream rating: 8.5/10